Jasmine Byrne: Assault that Ass #6

So my latest porn download is a scene from Assault that Ass 6, and specifically a scene involving Jasmine Byrne.  She is probably one of my favorite Latina porn stars, up there with Adriana Sage and Alexis Love.  There's something so juicy and meaty about her vagina and the fact that her ass never seems to wear out is amazing.  She seems to specialize in scenes where guys are screwing her in the asshole, with cum overflowing from it which I find very hot.  Not surprisingly, she also starred in one of the installments of Red Light District's "Overflowing Assholes".

In Assault that Ass 6, she gets plowed by two guys.  What guys?  Who cares!  After farting out the cum left inside of her a-hole, she licks it clean from a plate.  Some may think this is gross, but I don't.  Well, not if it's Jasmine doing it.  

Honestly I wish some of these vixens would hit the strip club circuit.  Jasmine, if you're reading this we'd love to interview you.  We have so many questions to ask!  Check her out http://www.jasminebyrnexxx.com and buy her movies!  Support your favorite porn star.  They need to eat too.

Never Ask a Girl how to get Another Girl

Girls like to think they're powerful and that they're the ones calling the shots when it cums to guys.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  The difference between what a girl says she wants in a guy and the type of guy she actually dates is so large that you could fit the sun in between them!

Oh yes, I want a nice guy, someone who is kind, and caring blah  blah blah.  Bullshit.  I especially love it when women talk about how those chose the guy and that he's the greatest.  Translation:  he basically ignored me, stood me up, probably had another girlfriend, and makes me live in fear that another girl is on the side - I'm so lucky he picked me.  Girls want a challenge guys.  Do yourselves a favor:  treat yourselves like the prize!  And if you ever need advice, ask another guy, preferably a guy who gets lots of girls.  If you ask a girl for advice you're seriously going to fuck yourself.

Charlie Sheen was tapping Capri Anderson, the porn star

TMZ knows the identity of the woman who ended up locked in Charlie Sheen's hotel bathroom early Tuesday morning at The Plaza Hotel ... she's Capri Anderson, a 22-year-old porn star.

We're told Anderson met Sheen for the first time Monday in the bar at The Plaza Hotel, then went to dinner with Charlie, along with 4 other women and 3 other men.  As we already reported, Denise Richards also briefly attended the dinner before it became just too awkward -- she left before finishing her appetizer.

Anderson -- who's been in a ton of adult features -- has told friends she's extremely upset about recent reports that she's either an escort or a prostitute ... Anderson is adamant she's NOT a working girl.

Sources close to Anderson tell us the 22-year-old was "extremely afraid" of Sheen during the hotel incident. Anderson is telling friends she decided to call hotel security because she felt "threatened" by the sitcom star.

Law enforcement sources tell us officials have no plans to file charges against Charlie.

Constitutional Violations

So seriously. Some idiots in Connecticut (why the hell is there a second "c" in that word anyway considering you don't pronounce it - there in itself begins the stupidity), decide unilaterally that you can't wear any WWE paraphernalia to the voting stations. Why? Probably because they think it would give Linda McMahon an unfair advantage since she used to be ex-CEO of the WWE. Of course it's stupidity, considering she's trying to stay as far away from the WWE as she can. It's an obvious violation of the Constitution which Vince filed suit for, and had the morons who proposed it to back down in about half a second. I like Vince for not taking shit from losers like that. I have another great idea, why don't we prevent people from wearing either blue or red colors to voting stations since those colors represent Democrat and republicunt parties? That seems like those colors would also influence voters. What a bunch of idiots.

Undertaker heat with Lesnar?

An Interview with Faye Reagan

Matt Hardy finally says fuck you to the WWE

Well, it's not as though we didn't see it cumming.  Matt Hardy finally parted ways with the WWE...for now.  I think he is a great talent, very accomplished and has a lot to give to the new and up and coming talent.  But no matter what you do in life, we all could use a break every now and then.  It does suck though when you have to end a relationship on what seems like a bit of a bad note.

I'm sure in the days to cum we will hear more about what "really" went down.  However, in the interim, we can safely bet that he'll eventually do a run in on TNA, either beating down Jeff Hardy or teaming with him.  Hopefully he doesn't have to get involved with the garbage wrestling involving thumbtacks, barbed wire and fire.  But anyway, I thought that I'd write this post if nothing else to thank Matt Hardy for the great matches he's put on while he was in the WWE.  I remember seeing a really old match of him before anyone knew who he was and it's great seeing how far he's come over time.  Frankly, I don't know how many of these wrestlers wrestle for so long and how it is that their bodies are able to hold up.  Good luck Matt Hardy.  Take a long break, and heal.